Greetings, fellow cinephiles! Today begins a journey of serious film criticism, discussion, observation, and …Zombies. And ghosts. Don’t forget robots. Or samurai warriors. Or mutant lobsters. How about kung-fu Jesus? And, of course, homicidal transvestites. And how could we leave out the nazi elves with bazookas for arms?
Never fear, Fausto is here, to watch, review, discuss, dissect, and completely obliterate the most dangerous and forbidden of all cinematic spectacles ever created. So grab a crucifix, a bowl of popcorn, and some 3-D glasses, and get ready for The Cinema Cell!